LawnMowers Anonymous

A support group for recovering manual mowers

We're a support group for people who've finally realized they've been doing the same repetitive outdoor chore every week for years and calling it "taking care of the yard."

If you have to push it or ride it: you are the lawnmower.

Think about it: you bought a house and, somewhere in the fine print, you signed up for a lifetime of unpaid weekend labor. The gas. The sweat. The trimming. The sunburn. The "I'll get the back yard later." The quiet knowledge that in exactly seven days, you'll do it all again.

The first step is admitting it.

Hi. My name is Isaac. And it's been 322 days since I last mowed my lawn.

I used to tell myself it was good exercise. That I liked the lines. That it only takes an hour. I was rationalizing.

Now, my lawn looks better than it ever did when I was the lawnmower, and I haven't touched it since.

— Isaac, Founder and Recovering Mower

Common symptoms of being the lawnmower

You've said "it's only 30 minutes" while knowing it's never JUST 30 minutes
You own a $500+ machine that requires your full physical participation to function
You've skipped plans because "I really need to mow this weekend"
You've mowed in weather no reasonable person should be outside in
You rationalize the situation by calling it "me time"

If you checked more than one... you might be ready for recovery. The good news? There's a solution: Robots. Ones that actually work. AND someone who'll tell you the truth about which ones are worth it and which ones aren't.

You're here now. Fill out the form and a sponsor will reach out to talk about your yard, your situation, and whether a robot makes sense for you. No pressure. Just a conversation with someone who's been where you're at and actually believes in what he sells.

Ready to recover?

Tell us a little about yourself. This is a safe space.

🔄 Flexible returns
🧠 Honest guidance
🤝 Humans & Robots working together